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40 Yo Mama Jokes That Are So Funny Even Your Mom Can’t Help But Laugh

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These 40 Yo Mama jokes are so funny that even your mom will laugh out loud. Although, many of these jokes reek of sexism, yet collection will never fail to trigger laughter and fun.

1. Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.


2. Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.


3. Yo mama’s so fat, she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

Fat Mama


4. Yo mama so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste.


5. Yo mama so dumb, she plays pool in her bathing suit.


6. Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.


7. Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.Ridiculous Woman


8. Yo mama’s so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.


9. Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: “To be continued.”


10. Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.


11. Yo mama’s so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.


12. Yo mama’s so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.


13. Yo mama’s so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.


14. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo Mama Smiling


15. Yo mama so strict, she wants you home before, during, and after dark.


16. Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.


17. Yo mama so rich, even her yacht has a yacht.


18. Yo mama so evil, the devil sold his soul to her


19. Yo mama’s so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.


20. Yo mama’s so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.


21. Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention.

Pay Attention


22. Yo mama’s so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.


23. Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.


24. Yo mama is so clueless, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.


25. Yo mama’s so dim, she held a battery up and said, “I got the power!”


26. Yo mama’s so scary that when she went to the zoo, the lions and tigers hid from her.


27. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.


28. Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”


29. Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.


30. Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.


31. Yo momma’s so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.


32. Yo mamma is so fat she doesn’t need the internet, because she’s already world wide.


33. Yo Momma’s so fat when I told her to touch her toes she said, “What are those”?


34. Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


35. Your momma’s so ugly, when she goes into a strip club, they pay her to keep her clothes on.


36. Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 3 episodes.


37. Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, “TAXI!”


38. Yo momma is so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran out the door with a spoon!


39. Yo momma’s so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite.


40. Yo mama’s so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.


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