Tinder Pick Up Lines

Hilarious Tinder Pick Up Lines For People Who Want To Be At The Best Of Their Swipe Game

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Tinder Pick Up Lines

What could be the best Tinder Pick up Lines? Lines that give you the best results or the ones which make perfect icebreakers. You should not take Dating sites and apps lightly, for you are not competing with only lonely people. You need to be at the best of your swipe game, for there are many married people who are experienced and know how to make the first impression.

These Tinder pick-up lines are so funny you will like turn to over and over again because they get results.

1.Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

 

 

2. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams.

 

3. If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

 

4. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

 

5. Are we, like, married now?

 

6. What’s your definition of a good weekend?

 

7. Favorite drink?

 

8. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

 

9. If you could be any comic book character, who would you be?

 

10. If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.

 

11. Are we, like, married now?

Tinder Pick up line

12. What’s your definition of a good weekend?

 

13. Favorite drink?

 

14. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

 

 

15. Truth or dare?

Truth or dare

16. I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

 

 

17. Tell me, what can I say to impress you?

 

18. If you were a dessert, what would you be?

 

19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should we match again?

 

20. Your profile made me stop in my tracks.

 

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21. Hey there! Are you at the bottom of my laptop because you’re hot and I’m getting nervous!

 

22. “Are you sugar? Because you’re sweet and I wanna spoon you.”

 

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23. “Have you got an ugly boyfriend?”
“No.”
“Do you want one?”

Ugly Boyfriend

24. “You have a bit of cute on your face.”

 

25. “Are you a model?”
“No.”
“Oh, when did you quit?”

 

26. “Of all your curves, your smile is my favorite.”

 

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27. “Your hand seems pretty heavy … let me hold it for you.”

 

28. “Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I’d rather quit to main menu than respawn without you.”

 

29. “I just saw the best upsexy ever.”

 

 

30. “Does this mean we’re married now?”

 

 

31. “What’s a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your phone number?”

Online Dating

 

32. “Sorry it took me so long to message, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.”

 

 

33. “On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.”

 

 

34. All I’m missing is the little spoon.”

 

 

35. “My mom told me not to talk to strangers online, but I’ll make an exception for you.”

 

36. “Dog person or cat person? There is only one right answer.”

 

37. “Are you from space? Because your body is out of this world.”

 

38. “There’s a big sale in my bedroom right now. Clothes are 100% off!”

Undressing

39. “Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.”

 

40. “70% of the human body is made of water, and I’m thirsty!”

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