This list of the best math jokes has 50 jokes that all Math geek will love to share with their friends.

#### 1. What did zero say to eight?

#### Hey, nice belt!

#### 2. Why do plants hate math?

#### Because it gives them square roots!

#### 3. Where do math teachers go on vacation?

#### To Times Square!

#### 4. Why should you never get in an argument with an obtuse triangle?

#### Because they’re never right!

#### 5. Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?

#### They knew X was always 10!

#### 6. Did you hear the joke about the statistician?

#### Probably.

#### 7. Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?

#### Just cos.

#### 8. What did the students call their algebra teacher after he spent all summer at the beach?

#### A tangent.

#### 9. What is the official animal of Pi Day?

#### The pi-thon.

#### 10. What was Sir Isaac Newton’s favorite dessert?

#### Apple pi.

#### 11. What’s a math teacher’s favorite sum?

#### Summer!

#### 12. There are three types of people in the world…Those who can count, and those who can’t!

#### 13. What do you call two dudes who bond over math?

#### Algebros!

#### 14. What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

#### An algorithm!

#### 15. How do you get warm in a cold room? Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

Are monsters good at math? No… unless you Count Dracula!

#### 16. Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?

Its parents wouldn’t cosine.

#### 17. Why do plants hate math?

Because it gives them square roots.

#### 18. Did you hear that old math teachers never die?

They just lose some of their functions.

#### 19. Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?

Because it is never right!

#### 20. What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I’m a tree!)

#### 21. What is a math teacher’s favorite snake?

A pi-thon.

#### 22. What do you call an empty parrot cage?

A polygon. (A polly gone.)

#### 23. Why was the equal sign so humble?

He knew he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.

#### 24. What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?

A tangent. (A tan gent.)

#### 25. Why did the two fours skip lunch?

Because they already 8!

#### 26. What’s a math teacher’s favorite kind of tree?

#### Geometry.

#### 27. Why doesn’t anybody talk to circles?

#### Because there’s no point.

#### 28. Why did the mathematician spill all of his food in the oven?

#### The directions said, “Put it in the oven at 180°”.

#### 29. I met a math teacher who had 12 children.

#### She really knows how to multiply!

#### 30. What’s a swimmer’s favorite kind of math? Dive-ision!

#### Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.

#### 31. Why did the two fours skip lunch?

#### They already eight!

#### 32. Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?

#### It was a ‘mean’ thing to say.

#### 33. What do you call two friends who love math?

#### Algebros.

#### 34. What is a bird’s favorite type of math?

#### Owl-gebra.

#### 35. I don’t get the point of decimals. I’m more partial to fractions.

#### 36. When you keep missing math class it starts to really add up.

#### 37. Why was the math book so sad?

#### Because it had so many problems.

#### 38. Why was the equal sign so humble?

#### Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.

#### 39. What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date?

#### The odd couple (but 7 is in her prime).

#### 40 Dear Algebra, stop trying to find your x.

#### They’re never coming back — don’t ask y.

#### 41. Why is six afraid of seven?

#### Because seven eight nine!

#### 42. Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor?

#### Student: You told me not to use tables.

#### 43. Why did the girl always wear glasses during math class?

#### They improve di-vision.

#### 44. A clerk at the butcher shop is 6 feet tall and wears size 10 shoes. What does he weigh?

#### Answer: Meat. He works at the butcher’s shop.

#### 45. If you buy a rooster for the purpose of laying eggs and you expect to get three eggs each day for breakfast, how many eggs will you have after three weeks?

#### Answer: None. Roosters don’t lay eggs.

#### 46. What do you call a number that just can’t keep still.

A roamin’ numeral.

#### 47. My girlfriend is the square root of -100.

She’s a perfect 10, but purely imaginary.

#### 48. Why was the math lecture so long?

Answer: The professor kept going off on a tangent.

#### 49. How many mathematicians does it take to change a light bulb?

One—she just gives it to three physicists, thus reducing it to a problem that’s already been solved.