Funny Animal Jokes

40 Funny Animal Jokes To Get Big Laughs From Kids And Animals

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This list of funny animal jokes is for those who people like puns about animals. These cow jokes, dog jokes, cat jokes and more will get big laughs from kids as well as adults.

1. What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.


2. An elephant drinking from a stream spots a tortoise lounging on the shore. He grabs it with his trunk and flings it into the jungle. A passing zebra asks, “Why…


3. On a Facebook page for beginning artists, one asked, “Any suggestions for painting dogs?” Another responded, “Wait till they’re asleep.”


4. How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.


5. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?

“Pleased to eat you.”

Lion greeting other animal


6. Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.


7. What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.


8. What do you call a dog magician?

A Labracadabrador!


9. A pony went to see the doctor, because it couldn’t speak.

“I know what’s wrong,” said the doctor. “You’re a little horse!”


10. What’s the most musical part of a chicken?

The drumstick!


11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?


Kanga who?

No, Kanga-roo!


12. What is a cat’s favorite song?

Three Blind Mice!


13. What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Shear madness.


14. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?



15.  What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

An Investigator!


16. My email password has been hacked. That’s the third time I’ve had to rename the cat.


17. What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A. Swimming trunks!


18. Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.


19. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine.


20. What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake.


21. What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow.


22. What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.


23. What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.


24. How do you count cows?

With a cowculator.


25. What kind of math do owls like?



26. If you have 15 cows and 5 goats what would you have?

Plenty of milk!


27. What did the leopard say after finishing a delicious meal?

“That hit the spot!”


28. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away.


29. For sale: Dead Canary.

Not going cheep.


30. What do you call a cow who plays an instrument?

A moosician.


31. What do you call farm animals that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.


32. Two silk worms got in a fight.

It ended in a tie.


33. Where do cows go on holiday?

Moo Zealand.


34. What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.


35. What do ducks watch on TV?



36. What is a cat’s favourite color?



37. Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.


38. What college do skunks attend?



39. What do you call a cow that just had a baby?



40. What do you call a cow spying on another cow?

A steak out.

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