Only a programmer can understand the hardship of a fellow programmer. A programmer lives a very tough life. Their day starts with coding and testing programming for software and mobile apps. They end their day by fixing bugs in existing codes. We have compiled the 25 best programming jokes that show even programmers have a […]
Summer is all about slowing down, going to the beaches, relaxing, sunscreen and sunglasses, and also a summer vacation. Summer season has something for everybody. We have collected 50 happiest summer quotes that will get everybody — young and old — excited about the season. 1. “It was June, and the world smelled of roses. […]
Kids love a good joke. Unlike adults who may have developed over time, a mental shield if you will, that doesn’t find the same jokes funny. For kids, the best jokes are probably the most simplest of jokes or the silliest of jokes. There are some that even enjoy gross jokes! But telling a kid […]
Judging from the listings on the major online bookstores, the whole world is in love with jokes, and books of jokes to such an extent, well, almost as much as it loves Paris Hilton. But what jokes exactly? We did a random search on several sites and came up with some interesting results. Using the […]
This list of the best math jokes has 50 jokes that all Math geek will love to share with their friends. 1. What did zero say to eight? Hey, nice belt! 2. Why do plants hate math? Because it gives them square roots! 3. Where do math teachers go on vacation? To Times Square! […]
1. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store. 2. My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky. 3. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog. 4. That joke was dog-gone funny. 5. That dog was sassy and fur-ocious! 6. I told you I’d […]
1. The Fake Noodle What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta. 2. When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. 3. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas. 4. The Problem With Atoms Why can’t you trust atoms? They make […]
1. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them. 2. Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs! 3. What kind of dog likes taking a bath? a shampoodle! 4. Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s hard to run […]
1. “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course.” “Great! I never could before!” 2. Man: “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” Doctor: “Is this her first child?” Man: “No, you idiot! This is her husband!” 3. I went […]
1. So I put my dog on a vegan diet Don’t worry, I only feed him the finest vegans I can find 2. Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet? You can get thinner there. 3. Went on a site claiming to offer the best diet programme… The first […]