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These 50 Pick Up Lines Are So Bad And Dirty That They Will Stuck With You Forever

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Nobody is sure about how bad pickup lines started. However, they have become so popular now, that you have to love them, and of course, use them. These 50 bad pickup lines are so dirty that you can’t resist starting a powerful sexy texting game with your significant other.

1. It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.”


2. “Hey, girl. Are you German? ‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!”


3. “Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.”


4. “Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.”


5. “My doctor told me I’m missing vitamin U. Can you help me?”


6. “Go on; feel my jacket. It’s made of boyfriend material.”


7. “Hey, girl. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because we have a connection.”


8. “I have 4 percent battery remaining. I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?”


9. “I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”


10. “I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!”


11. “I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!”


12. “Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!”

Bad pickuplines

13. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”


14. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”


15. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes for the genie?”


16. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams”.


17. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place”?


18. “Was your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout”!

Knockout girl


19. “I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me”.


20. “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together”.


21. “Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!”


22. “If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!”


23. “If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!”


24. “Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!”


25. “Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.”

Sexy girlfriend


26. “Are you undressing me with your eyes?!”


27. “I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down”.


28. “Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon”.


29. “Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional”?


30. “You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you”.


31. “Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?”


32. “I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?”


33. “Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?”

Hot and Sexy


34. “Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.”


35. “I lost my keys… can I check your pants?”


36. “Do you drink soda? Because you look so-da-licious.”


37. “Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging you.”


38. “Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty.”


39. “Dinner first, or can we go straight for dessert?”


40. “I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.”


41. “Don’t ever change. Just get naked.”



42. “If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed.”


43. “Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?”


44. “Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.”


45. “Can I borrow your lips?”


46. “Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.”


47. “Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.”


48. “Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo-choo.”


49. “Complete this sentence: “You, me, and ____.”


50. “I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.”

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