Month: April 2021

1. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off? The re-tail store.   2. My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.   3. Anything is paw-sible when you have a dog.   4. That joke was dog-gone funny.   5. That dog was sassy and fur-ocious!   6. I told you I’d […]

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April 23, 2021January 25, 2023

1. The Fake Noodle What do you call a fake noodle? An im-pasta.   2. When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.   3. My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.   4. The Problem With Atoms Why can’t you trust atoms? They make […]

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April 23, 2021January 25, 2023

1. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.   2. Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs!   3. What kind of dog likes taking a bath? a shampoodle!   4. Why do dogs run in circles? Because it’s hard to run […]

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April 23, 2021January 25, 2023

1. “Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?” “Yes, of course.” “Great! I never could before!”   2. Man: “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!” Doctor: “Is this her first child?” Man: “No, you idiot! This is her husband!”   3. I went […]

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April 23, 2021January 25, 2023

1. Funny jokes from daily life – A shot -Doc, isn’t it harmful to drink a shot before eating? -No it’s not, if you don’t eat too often…   2. The definition of a perfectionist: someone who wants to go from point A to point A+. -David Bez   3. “I make mistakes; I’ll be […]

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April 23, 2021January 25, 2023

1. Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.   2. Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.   3. “I’m afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.”   4. Why is it a […]

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April 23, 2021January 25, 2023

1. What’s the best part of Audi’s customer service? The answer within four rings   2. “A smile is a curve that sets things straight.” -Unknown   3. “I won’t complain. I just won’t come back.” -Brown & Williamson Tobacco Ad   4. “Deep down, we believe that the problem put simply, is THEM. They, […]

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April 22, 2021January 25, 2023

1. When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.   2. What kind of music do planets like? Neptune.   3. Where can you buy chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.   4. What did the police man say to the belly button? You’re under a-vest   5. What do you call a […]

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April 22, 2021January 25, 2023